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Frum Satire: It’s time for me to blog about more positive things and make a kiddush Hashem I feel the need to respond to two hate mail messages I received over Facebook last week.
Some people only have one single theme – yours seems to be mockery and scorn of your own family – Jews. Particularly & peculiarly religious Jews; I guess ...
Dateline: 2013-05-19 11:20pm -07:00T (540 words)
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Frum Satire: I shushed someone in shul yesterday My theory on people shushing others for talking in shul is that they’re just jealous of those talking and having a grand old time in the back row. If they had true kavannah they wouldn’t notice anyone talking, they say that Rav Moshe’s f...
Dateline: 2013-05-19 10:50am -07:00T (284 words)
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Frum Satire: Ben and Jerry’s introduces Gadol themed ice cream Thanks to my old yeshiva mate Moty Raven for coming up with this piece of brilliance, so brilliant, yet possibly offensive to most folks including me who hold much of the alter daas Torah in high esteem. My favorite pieces of mussar are the fictional biog...
Dateline: 2013-05-18 10:35pm -07:00T (259 words)
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Frum Satire: First Legal Women’s Prayer Service at the Western Wall in Decades
Protest gets violent at Women of the Wall’s first prayer service at the Kotel after landmark court decision; will conflict escalate in the Middle East after Israel’s strike on Syria?; Meredith Ganzman speaks to Jewish celebs at the Drama Desk...
Dateline: 2013-05-17 8:21am -07:00T (61 words)
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Frum Satire: Dear Heshy: Hating on BT’s will not solve any problems Dear Heshy,
I follow you on facebook fairly regularly and noticed your post on what you hate about baalei teshuva. Now before all of your fans jump me for being offended by something you wrote, I read your site and facebook page regularly and find most of...
Dateline: 2013-05-13 10:20pm -07:00T (715 words)
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Frum Satire: Frum Propaganda Frum. It’s a word we all use, but what does it mean? Well, literally, it means “devout” or “pious” – from the German word “fromm”. But more important than what it means literally, what does it mean to us and, moreover, how important is...
Dateline: 2013-05-13 4:20pm -07:00T (2299 words)
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Frum Satire: Caption contest: 3 chassidish kids checking a girl out Whoever comes up with the best caption gets a prize.
I’ll call my tatty he’s on the vaad hatznius
Look, her stockings have no seams
Damn, Yanky, she’s so hot we could get a heter for bleach
What a tuchus, but we don’t marry modern...
Dateline: 2013-05-12 11:21pm -07:00T (45 words)
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Frum Satire: My problem with Women of the Wall is that I agree with both sides I’ve been hearing about the women of the wall thing for years now, the gut reaction of any frum Jew is to be outraged. These women are just picking a fight, how can they use the holiest place of the Jews to stage their public protest? Did they expec...
Dateline: 2013-05-12 1:20pm -07:00T (477 words)
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Frum Satire: A Woman at the Wall; A Bystanders Experience of the Rosh Chodesh Sivan events A Woman at the Wall; A Bystanders Experience of the Rosh Chodesh Sivan events
The author who sent this to me wishes to remain anonymous. I was on the way back from Tahoe and Yosemite so I wasn’t even aware that this was happening.
(This piece was wr...
Dateline: 2013-05-11 11:36pm -07:00T (1685 words)
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Frum Satire: A Woman at the Wall; A Bystanders Experience of the Rosh Chodesh Sivan events A Woman at the Wall; A Bystanders Experience of the Rosh Chodesh Sivan events
The author who sent this to me wishes to remain anonymous. I was on the way back from Tahoe and Yosemite so I wasn’t even aware that this was happening.
(This piece was wr...
Dateline: 2013-05-11 10:21pm -07:00T (1685 words)
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Frum Satire: Israel Increasingly Ensnared in Syrian Civil War
Reactions to Israel’s strike of Syria; Jewish community unites against sex trafficking; Jewish billionaire-philanthropist Michael Steinhardt auctions off Judaica collection at Sotheby’s; and The Acting Company turns 40; and novelist Maggie An...
Dateline: 2013-05-10 9:50am -07:00T (44 words)
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Frum Satire: Halachic questions: Is hot boxing considered yichud? Dear Heshy,
As marijuana becomes more acceptable in the frum community (I knew we’d catch up someday) I have begun writing “must be 420 friendly” on my shidduch resumes and online dating accounts. I find that most shadchanim have no idea...
Dateline: 2013-05-07 8:36am -07:00T (693 words)
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Frum Satire: 10 things that don’t lead to mixed dancing People like to claim that anything that isn’t super frum leads to mixed dancing, but I fervently disagree with this projection. Yes, having a low mechitza at a shul with a woman rabbi doing a Carlebach shabbos while high on some good herb may lead t...
Dateline: 2013-05-06 12:36pm -07:00T (1024 words)
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Frum Satire: Modesty Hotline: Here come the honor killings Television was easy to deal with, you didn’t need it for work, you could hardly justify it as an educational tool, and there were plenty of folks like me who had bumper stickers that said “kill your television”. The internet is different...
Dateline: 2013-05-05 9:36am -07:00T (483 words)
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Frum Satire: Women’s Prayer Services Now Legal at the Western Wall
New court decision for women at the Western Wall; progress toward Israeli-Palestinian peace, via the Arab League; Israeli designer Elie Tahari’s unlikely journey to the heights of the fashion world; author Rachel Shukert on “Starstruck,&rdquo...
Dateline: 2013-05-03 11:36am -07:00T (57 words)
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