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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear from your kid when they return from Jewish Summer Camp
10. "Most of the 'Shabbat Walks' I went on were with a 45 year old man named Chris" 9. "I miss my camp mother" 8. "This allowance can't buy zilch at Shekem" 7. "Geeze, your room is need of some Nikayon" 6. "I go by Snookie now" 5...
Dateline: 2010-08-29 6:16pm -07:00T (95 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Top Ten Reasons your Grandfather should be the next Judge on American Idol
10. Awful singers in Utah won't know whether "Oy Vaysmere" is good or bad 9. Randy Jackson's regular "Pitch Problem" critique could be complimented with the line "sounds like a bar mitzvah boy who hasn't quite yet become a man" 8. Idol-G...
Dateline: 2010-08-20 3:16pm -07:00T (185 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Amar'e Stoudemire Keeping Kosher?
NYPOST is reporting that since the newest Amar'e Stoudemire has 1. Rediscovered his Jewish Roots(mom is jewish) 2. Joined the NY Knicks 3. Visited Israel (Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Dead Sea) 4. Had a Magen David tatoo added to his hand 5. Inked a ...
Dateline: 2010-08-20 8:01am -07:00T (99 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: 25 Essential 80's Movies: Fatal Attraction
Jordan Hiller's 25 Essential 80's Movie List continues with the classic: #19 - FATAL ATTRACTION What better way to reveal and analyze the unique signature of the 80’s than to look at Adrian Lyne’s infidelity trilogy. Lyne’s...
Dateline: 2010-08-15 11:31am -07:00T (741 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Top Ten Signs Your El Al Flight Attendant is about to have a Meltdown
10. Dedicates in-flight movie, Dinner for Schmucks, to obnoxious passenger in Aisle 23 9. Midflight, you see her grab two Maccabi beers and a parachute 8. Instead of the "Hava Nagilah" celebratory landing song, you're suddenly listening to Rag...
Dateline: 2010-08-13 4:46pm -07:00T (148 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Lebron James hires Rav Pinto! (not kidding)
Lebron James has hired The Go-to "Everything he touches turns to Gold" Kabbalistic Lucky Charm Rebbe Rabbi Yoshiyahu Yosef Pinto - to advise him on his professional/business endeavors. TMZ.com reports that the new Miami Heat star paid R' Pinto somew...
Dateline: 2010-08-11 2:46pm -07:00T (68 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Ashton Kutcher visits Gush Etzion???
The Muqata Blog http://muqata.blogspot.com has awesome coverage of Ashton Kutcher's most recent religious visit to Israel....check out the full coverage here with his visit to Ephrat, Gush Etzion and a MIKVAH? WTF? Did Rav Lichtenstein and Rav ...
Dateline: 2010-08-10 8:46pm -07:00T (209 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Bangitout Apartments in the NYTIMES!
The New York Times Real Estate section covered religious NYers looking to move into an apartment with someone of the same faith.... Yoheved Rubinstein was featured as the token heeb with the article noting she used www.Bangitout.com as her place to find ...
Dateline: 2010-08-07 8:01pm -07:00T (85 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Top Ten Signs the Person you are Chatting with on Jdate is Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan
10. When you try to schedule a date, she says she has to check her docket9. All her profile pictures are her in a robe8. Used the term “Cruel and Unusual” to describe her last relationship7. When you ask what she’s like, she sends...
Dateline: 2010-08-06 2:17pm -07:00T (122 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Top Ten Signs you are at the Clinton/Mezvinsky Wedding!
10. The glass broken at the end of ceremony has a Presidential seal9. Defcon1 alert called in when the couple gets lifted up on chairs 8. It's separate seating: Republicans and Democrats7. Secret Service codename for the Mezvinskys: "The Machata...
Dateline: 2010-07-30 3:16pm -07:00T (111 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: 25 Essential 80's Movies: The Terminator
Jordan Hiller's Essential 80's Collection continues - with #20... THE TERMINATOR! Throughout his extraordinary, legend in his own time career, James Cameron has done very little that cannot be legitimately considered well ahead of its time. He...
Dateline: 2010-07-30 12:16pm -07:00T (987 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: TUBAV AFTER-PARTY MatchMaker!
Hey Members of the Tubav Tribe, If you want to add matches if you were at the party -or if you were NOT even at the shindig, just add a quick name and add your pic, and search or let people search for you! If you like someone who likes you - we set you u...
Dateline: 2010-07-28 8:46pm -07:00T (76 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Bangitout Party Recap
Hey Tubav Enthusiasts & people still waiting on line for a drink, Thanks so much for coming out last night and celebrating Tubav once again with Bangitout.com! Lot of Fun. You will get an email by Thursday Night if you matched with anyone at the party!...
Dateline: 2010-07-27 2:46pm -07:00T (129 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: 25 Essential 80's Movies: Heathers
In a movie just an eyelash more disturbing than Michael Lehman’s Heathers, David Cronenberg’s 1986 remake of The Fly presents a machine that creates an icky human-insect hybrid after a teleportation experiment goes tragically awry. If one woul...
Dateline: 2010-07-22 7:16am -07:00T (952 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: THIS MONDAY NIGHT: THE ANNUAL TUBAV 2010 PARTY
THE ANNUAL TUBAV PARTY IN RIVERSIDE PARK IS ON! SIGN UP TODAY http://tubavparty.eventsbot.com When: Monday Night 07-26-2010 (8:00 PM - 3:00 AM) Where: Hudson Beach Cafe in RIVERSIDE PARK (enter park at 103rd street follow signs to bar) (take the 1 train...
Dateline: 2010-07-20 12:16pm -07:00T (299 words)
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