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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: The Art of Shabbat Invitation Hinting from Habitza.com http://habitza.com/2009/11/06/the-art-of-shabbat-invitation-hinting/ by Vera Resnick Here it is, freshly squeezed – the world’s very first Primer on The Art of Shabbat Invitation Hinting! Interested in someone? Always wa...
Dateline: 2009-11-17 8:31pm PT (345 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: TOP 10 Yiddish Words used by William Safire by Marjorie Gottlieb Wolfe William Safire passed away, but his "On Language" columns in The New York Timeswill be remembered by his many readers.Safire wrote about "vocabugap"--a word he was forced to coin today to describe thesituations in our lives for...
Dateline: 2009-11-15 10:01am PT (522 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Top Ten Signs someone has Swine Flu in Shul 10. Nobody is kissing the Torah 9. First time you've ever seen men actually taking schmaltz herring without their hands8. Big macher who never says good shabbos to you, now has an excuse7. Children groups have a special "Quarantined tots 'n snots prog...
Dateline: 2009-11-13 8:46am PT (101 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: 25 Essential Jewish Movies: HOMICIDE www.bangitout.com by Jordan Hiller. Jordan Hiller's Top 25 Essential Jewish Films is coming down to the wire... #6 Homicide Homicide, David Mamet's ponderous film about a Jewish cop losing his way, loses its way whenever it wanders from the scene of...
Dateline: 2009-11-12 5:16am PT (1164 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Top Ten Really Unpopular Jewish Breakfast Cereals Top Ten Jewish Breakfast Cereals 10.Kugel Crisp 9. Gefilte Grahams 8. Davening Jacket Flakes 7. Honey Smacks/Paatches6. Raisin Brie 5. Golden po'grams 4. Cinnamon Toast Creplach3. Shiur-ios 2. Farfel-One1. Special Chof-K...
Dateline: 2009-11-06 9:01am PT (31 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Top Ten Signs you are Religious Jewish NY Marathoner 10. No one can pronounce your name despite the fact that it's written on your shirt. (name: Shmuely = "Go Shmucky!")9. Gatorade becomes officially kosher after mile 1 (sakanat nefashos, no?)8. You feel "at home" running through Chasidic Brooklyn, unti...
Dateline: 2009-10-29 3:46pm PT (163 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: 25 Essential Jewish Movies: Brighton Beach Memoirs www.bangitout.com Jordan Hiller's Essential list is hitting its TOP Ten...here is #7 #7 Brighton Beach Memoirs Neil Simon's Brighton Beach Memoirs, the first play (then film) of his semi-autobiographical Eugene Jerome trilogy, takes us back to Simon&r...
Dateline: 2009-10-29 3:46pm PT (1018 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Does My Voice Turn You On? (from http://www.materialmaidel.blogspot.com )I hate the whole 'Judaism is sexist' movement - because I really don't think that it is, or rather, that it is meant to be. I was raised and educated to believe that women are equal but different. That women h...
Dateline: 2009-10-27 10:16am PT (505 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Prime Grill to open on 85th & Broadway (from www.kosher-ny.com) Prime Grill to open on 85th and Broadway. It will include two party rooms, a lounge, a full bar and be open on Shabbat for pre-paid meals. The theme will be Japanese infused with main courses around the $25 range. Plans are to ...
Dateline: 2009-10-27 9:01am PT (85 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Top Ten Rules to Jewish Young Leadership Charity Events 10. You have no idea what the charity actually does, so long as it has something to do with Israel, orphans or something with random Hebrew words in its title9. No matter how religious or secular it is, you must wear your go-to first-date outfit8. Your ...
Dateline: 2009-10-22 9:46pm PT (175 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: 25 Essential Jewish Movies: YENTL www.bangitout.com Jordan Hiller rocks out the top ten of his 25 essential Jewish Movie hit list: 8. YENTL Barbra Streisand, as writer, director, producer, vocalist, star, and all around supernatural force behind the adaptation of Isaac Bashevis Singer&rs...
Dateline: 2009-10-22 9:46pm PT (1324 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Top Ten Reasons Judaism Supports Asperger's 10. Socializing often not appreciated in halacha. Examples: greeting people on Tisha B'Av, talking in shul 9. Multitasking while saying a bracha is a no-no 8. Simcha Guidelines emphasize less focus on external appearances 7. ...
Dateline: 2009-10-21 12:46pm PT (154 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: The Laws of the Sukkah according to Dr. Suess The Laws of the Sukkah according to Dr. Suess Rules of the Sukkah (with numbered footnotes) You can build it very small (1) You can build it very tall (2) You can build it very large (3) You can build it on a barge You can build it on a sh...
Dateline: 2009-10-13 7:30am PT (1164 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: 25 Essential Jewish Films: A Serious Man www.bangitout.com Jordan Hiller is taking the Essential 25 to its top ten...can you handle it Check his number 9 newbie, noted as one of the Jewiest Movies of the year...if not all time... 9. A Serious Man The Coen brothers, Joel and Ethan...
Dateline: 2009-09-27 12:15pm PT (1542 words)
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Bangitout.com Jewish Humor: Massive Rally @ the United Nations at Noon today: Elie Weisel, Guilianni, Gov Patterson to speak. Stand for Freedom in Iran Rally today at noon at UN!!! Massive Rally @ the United Nations at Noon today: Elie Weisel, Guilianni, Gov Patterson to speak. Should an insane scene. COME! Noon today: Elie Weisel, Guilianni, Gov Patterson to speak. Shou...
Dateline: 2009-09-24 6:30am PT (258 words)
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