English Newspapers Explained

[Mediocrates]

The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country.
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country.
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
The Sun's readers don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big boobies.

[Mil]

I browse the Guardian now and then..... funny stuff especially its blog section.

[bennauro]

Of English newspapers I only read, quite understandably, the sports section!

[friendofisrael]

The Independant- good for lighting fires, little else.

The Times is a good read though.

[KettleWhistle]

You forgot The Register (http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/).

[Hugh Goesse]

The Sport is for people who can't read.

[bennauro]

The Sport is for people who can't read.


That's why the most read newspaper in the UK is the Sun...!!!
(But don't tell anybody...!)

[Illuminatus]

When visiting London, most tourists read --> http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/

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