GratefulFred
09-24-2008, 01:51 PM
In 3...2...1
"Live from Tehran underground palace studios it's Mahmoud Stern!!!!"
"Thank you so much. With me as always is our dressed in black beauty...the very very veiled Robin who as we all know doesn't say much because if she did I would beat her to a pulp. Isn't that right Robin? (pause) You may not be able to see it over the radio dial but Robin has a sign up that says "Help!" Sorry Robin but no infidal beatles music requests on this station (whip sound effects followed by a scream)."
"I am also joined by Jackie "The Chokeman". Jackie...what have you been up to?"
"Well Mahmoud I was just doing some stand up for our boys fresh out of terrorist basic training. I brought out a cut up of an Zionist soldier..."
"Ha! Ha! I betcha they took turns stabbing that one."
"Well not really. They were pretty much grabbing their crotch. Apparently I brought a cut out of a Zionist female soldier."
"Hold that thought Jackie...Phred...Phred do you have anything to say?"
(pause)
"Of course Phred doesn't have anything to say...why is that Jackie?"
"Didn't you cut out his tongue?"
"Ha! Ha! I did. Isn't that right Phred? Nod your head once Phred (pause)...Nod your head once Phred if you don't want your testicles taken off."
"Hey Jackie...knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Winner..."
"Winner who?"
"When are you going to blow up our nuclear bomb? Ha! Ha! I can almost taste it."
"Well that's all the time we have today. We'll be back another time with more exciting censored news. And always remember support Iran or die.
(Persian music)
Fade out:
"Live from Tehran underground palace studios it's Mahmoud Stern!!!!"
"Thank you so much. With me as always is our dressed in black beauty...the very very veiled Robin who as we all know doesn't say much because if she did I would beat her to a pulp. Isn't that right Robin? (pause) You may not be able to see it over the radio dial but Robin has a sign up that says "Help!" Sorry Robin but no infidal beatles music requests on this station (whip sound effects followed by a scream)."
"I am also joined by Jackie "The Chokeman". Jackie...what have you been up to?"
"Well Mahmoud I was just doing some stand up for our boys fresh out of terrorist basic training. I brought out a cut up of an Zionist soldier..."
"Ha! Ha! I betcha they took turns stabbing that one."
"Well not really. They were pretty much grabbing their crotch. Apparently I brought a cut out of a Zionist female soldier."
"Hold that thought Jackie...Phred...Phred do you have anything to say?"
(pause)
"Of course Phred doesn't have anything to say...why is that Jackie?"
"Didn't you cut out his tongue?"
"Ha! Ha! I did. Isn't that right Phred? Nod your head once Phred (pause)...Nod your head once Phred if you don't want your testicles taken off."
"Hey Jackie...knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Winner..."
"Winner who?"
"When are you going to blow up our nuclear bomb? Ha! Ha! I can almost taste it."
"Well that's all the time we have today. We'll be back another time with more exciting censored news. And always remember support Iran or die.
(Persian music)
Fade out: