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GratefulFred
10-01-2008, 05:29 AM
Recently the country of Iran has engaged in certain activities to make their country more "green" friendly.

"Why do you guys always talk about our nuclear program? Don't you care that we are doing our part to make the world a better place?" Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadnejad was recently quoted as saying.

The list of 5 steps Iran plans to take this year are as follows...

1) Taking randomly floating ice glaciers and transporting them to the poor starving muslims around the planet.

2) Requiring all imported vehicles to have the exhaust venting outside the vehicle so the pollution can escape into the empty environment instead of lingering in one's vehicle.

3) Using the tremendous volume of ashes of burnt american and israeli flags for a line of much needed Iranian adult diaper rash formula

4) Requiring that all bathroom floor warmers that run off petro year round without stop be made int he color green signifying that the color green is more environmentally friendly.

5) Using more windmill natural power to tie young thieves upon when conventional means of torture seem not to making their point.

More on this story as it develops.

Mil
10-02-2008, 06:56 PM
Green Jihad?

GratefulFred
10-03-2008, 12:50 PM
Green Jihad?

I'm sure it would pass at the UN along with that Earth is really flat motion.

Thanks for taking notice.