Hammas TV Programing Schedule

[GratefulFred]

Sunday
6:00 - Live Kassam shooting
6:03 - Martyrs Funneral Proceedings for Kassam Shooters
6:30 - Sesame Street - Yamukah Monster eats Yamukah's with attached Israeli heads; Super Abu Grover flies with a bomb attached to his belt;
7:00 - UN News - Abridged version of yesterday's Zionism = Racism resolution
20:00 - Palestinfeld - The Soup Nazi serving soup with body parts in Tel Aviv
20:30 - Home Improvement - Gaza Edition - Sad story of Muhammed who's home was blown up by his own homemade bomb
21:00 - Steal My Car - Set to traditional Arabic music; a gang of car thieves give pointers
21:30 - News - Rerun of 6:00-6:30
22:00 - 6 Days in June - Drama Reinactment of the Palestinian battle to liberate Jerusalem from the Zionists
22:30 - Political Counterpoint - Kill Israelis with bombs vs kill Israelis with missiles is todays hot debate
23:00 - Curfew time - TV must go out to conserve electricity

[dayag]

Sunday
6:00 - Live Kassam shooting
6:03 - Martyrs Funneral Proceedings for Kassam Shooters
6:30 - Sesame Street - Yamukah Monster eats Yamukah's with attached Israeli heads; Super Abu Grover flies with a bomb attached to his belt;
7:00 - UN News - Abridged version of yesterday's Zionism = Racism resolution
20:00 - Palestinfeld - The Soup Nazi serving soup with body parts in Tel Aviv
20:30 - Home Improvement - Gaza Edition - Sad story of Muhammed who's home was blown up by his own homemade bomb
21:00 - Steal My Car - Set to traditional Arabic music; a gang of car thieves give pointers
21:30 - News - Rerun of 6:00-6:30
22:00 - 6 Days in June - Drama Reinactment of the Palestinian battle to liberate Jerusalem from the Zionists
22:30 - Political Counterpoint - Kill Israelis with bombs vs kill Israelis with missiles is todays hot debate
23:00 - Curfew time - TV must go out to conserve electricity

I'm having trouble picking up the Hamas tv channel. All I'm getting is static!
:scratch:

[baggi]

is this a joke or? :unsure:

[dayag]

is this a joke or? :unsure:

Yeah, I'm kidding.

[Justcurious]

I'm having trouble picking up the Hamas tv channel. All I'm getting is static!
:scratch:

There could be something in Israel or the neighbouring countries. Egypt offers about a dozen stations.That is on the Internet.

http://wwitv.com/portal.htm

[baggi]

Yeah, I'm kidding.

was to the Justcurious..

[baggi]

plz I need to know so I can use it as propoganda to my danish friends on others forums who supports and understands hamas ;)

[Mosche]

Sunday
6:00 - Live Kassam shooting
6:03 - Martyrs Funneral Proceedings for Kassam Shooters
6:30 - Sesame Street - Yamukah Monster eats Yamukah's with attached Israeli heads; Super Abu Grover flies with a bomb attached to his belt;
7:00 - UN News - Abridged version of yesterday's Zionism = Racism resolution
20:00 - Palestinfeld - The Soup Nazi serving soup with body parts in Tel Aviv
20:30 - Home Improvement - Gaza Edition - Sad story of Muhammed who's home was blown up by his own homemade bomb
21:00 - Steal My Car - Set to traditional Arabic music; a gang of car thieves give pointers
21:30 - News - Rerun of 6:00-6:30
22:00 - 6 Days in June - Drama Reinactment of the Palestinian battle to liberate Jerusalem from the Zionists
22:30 - Political Counterpoint - Kill Israelis with bombs vs kill Israelis with missiles is todays hot debate
23:00 - Curfew time - TV must go out to conserve electricity

:rofl:Glad this got bumped!

[Yala]

No offense GF, but yours is a very poor imitation of the original:

Taliban TV Guide

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "Bowling For Food"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Who Wants To Execute A Multimillionare"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

[Mosche]

:lol:

[baggi]

ah hehe

[Justcurious]

ah hehe

Another laugh from me. Hammas stands for 'tooth' in Finnish, Hamas does not stand for anything. Language-wise.