Hamas Vows To Rearm

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A day after Hamas announced a truce with Israel, a spokesman for Izzadin Kassam, the group's military wing, stressed that Hamas will continue to rearm despite efforts to stop the weapon smuggling into the Gaza Strip.

"Do what you like, but the manufacturing of holy weapons is our goal," masked spokesman Abu Obeida said at a Gaza press conference on Monday.

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LOVING THIS, ADMIT ISRAEL AND HAMAS
ISRAEL and Hamas last night admitted the latest wave of deadly violence was one of the best they had seen in years.

As the international community condemned Palestinian rocket attacks against southern Israel and the corresponding Israeli air strikes in the Gaza Strip, both sides agreed it was 'more fun than a barrel of heavily-armed suicide monkeys'.

Israeli prime minister Ehud Olmert said: "You've got to hand it to Hamas, they are the dog's bollocks when it comes to unrelentingly insane terrorist opponents.

"Fatah and Mahmoud Abbas are so sensible and tedious. It's all talking and protesting and chucking a few rocks once a week.

"Sure we can flatten a few streets but it's not the same. Rocket attacks mean you can go balls-out crazy apeshit. I just love Hamas. They really get us."

Meanwhile a Hamas spokesman said: "Hats off to the Israelis, they've done it again.

"This is the sort of top drawer, high quality violence that could keep us all going for years and years. Vintage stuff.

"In fact, if I wasn't a Muslim being attacked by Jews I'd say it was the perfect Christmas present."

He added: "Imagine if they invade! No, stop, I don't want to jinx it."

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