GratefulFred
02-07-2009, 12:15 PM
Somewhere in the city of Sachnin in the northern part of Israel.
"Hey Muhammed now that Captain Lieberman has imposed his will on us, it's only a matter of time before he finds us and makes us sign a loyalty test," a chumby Arab tells his comrad.
"Well Tibi...we have to be careful of what we say. I hear Captain Lieberman can see through walls and has like super hearing" Muhammed responds.
"Ok...well who cares about him. Let's get back to our Dungeons & Dragons game" Muhammed says as he pulls out a bag of different colored dice.
After some rolls of the dice, calculating different factors Tibi speaks up "I think we need some fighter who can heal. I think I'm going to be a Paladin."
Suddenly an alarm breaks the silence as a rush of wind blows between the two Arabs. A heavy set man with a booming voice and cape stands before the two frightened Arabs. It is the near hero in town - Captain Lieberman.
(translated from Hebrew) "I heard that you wished to be Palestinians. You are both guilty and will be expelled from our country" so saith Captain Lieberman.
"No...Captain Lieberman...we were playing this game in English and I said I wanted to be a Paladin not a Palestinian." Tibi pleads.
(traslated from Hebrew) Captain Lieberman holds the D&D Player's Guide book upside down." I am not familiar with this so-called English language you speak of. Doesn't matter anyways."
Captain Lieberman blasts two eye beams and Muhammed and Tibi end up in the new Palestine.
Shortly after Bibi over at HQ calls the Captain. "How goes it Minister of Superhero Defense?"
Captain Lieberman has no regrets over the other knesset seats he could've had. "It's a dream job come through"
Bibi has one request "On the way back could you "Please bring me my wine?"
And with that Captain Lieberman is off like a bolt of lightning, fighting for truth, justice and the new Israeli way"
Look out you unpatriotic Arabs - he's gonna get ya.
"Hey Muhammed now that Captain Lieberman has imposed his will on us, it's only a matter of time before he finds us and makes us sign a loyalty test," a chumby Arab tells his comrad.
"Well Tibi...we have to be careful of what we say. I hear Captain Lieberman can see through walls and has like super hearing" Muhammed responds.
"Ok...well who cares about him. Let's get back to our Dungeons & Dragons game" Muhammed says as he pulls out a bag of different colored dice.
After some rolls of the dice, calculating different factors Tibi speaks up "I think we need some fighter who can heal. I think I'm going to be a Paladin."
Suddenly an alarm breaks the silence as a rush of wind blows between the two Arabs. A heavy set man with a booming voice and cape stands before the two frightened Arabs. It is the near hero in town - Captain Lieberman.
(translated from Hebrew) "I heard that you wished to be Palestinians. You are both guilty and will be expelled from our country" so saith Captain Lieberman.
"No...Captain Lieberman...we were playing this game in English and I said I wanted to be a Paladin not a Palestinian." Tibi pleads.
(traslated from Hebrew) Captain Lieberman holds the D&D Player's Guide book upside down." I am not familiar with this so-called English language you speak of. Doesn't matter anyways."
Captain Lieberman blasts two eye beams and Muhammed and Tibi end up in the new Palestine.
Shortly after Bibi over at HQ calls the Captain. "How goes it Minister of Superhero Defense?"
Captain Lieberman has no regrets over the other knesset seats he could've had. "It's a dream job come through"
Bibi has one request "On the way back could you "Please bring me my wine?"
And with that Captain Lieberman is off like a bolt of lightning, fighting for truth, justice and the new Israeli way"
Look out you unpatriotic Arabs - he's gonna get ya.