GratefulFred
05-06-2009, 10:46 AM
"Look Barak, let's just have a drink and come out with some general statements complimenting each other"
"I couldn't agre more Bibi. What do you say we come out in two hours? That should give the impression that our meeting wasn't too short."
"Agreed...you want to play wii now?"
"I already made up a character of you"
"Hey...that says Baby...you mispelled my name"
"Naw...my kids did...here let's make up a new one for you..."
"Ok..."
2 hours later the two leaders emerge to the cameras. Barak speaks first.
"I want to start off and say I respect Mr. Netanyahoo's positions on matters and he understands ours. Wii feel we made tremendous progress and hope to take this momentum and build upon it so that two people can live side by side in peace"
"I have to agree with you Mr. President that wii share much in common. With the US backing wii can see a day when wii and the Palestinians live side by side in peace and prosperity.
"No more questions...(Barak whispers to Bibi - next time best 2 out of 3)
"I couldn't agre more Bibi. What do you say we come out in two hours? That should give the impression that our meeting wasn't too short."
"Agreed...you want to play wii now?"
"I already made up a character of you"
"Hey...that says Baby...you mispelled my name"
"Naw...my kids did...here let's make up a new one for you..."
"Ok..."
2 hours later the two leaders emerge to the cameras. Barak speaks first.
"I want to start off and say I respect Mr. Netanyahoo's positions on matters and he understands ours. Wii feel we made tremendous progress and hope to take this momentum and build upon it so that two people can live side by side in peace"
"I have to agree with you Mr. President that wii share much in common. With the US backing wii can see a day when wii and the Palestinians live side by side in peace and prosperity.
"No more questions...(Barak whispers to Bibi - next time best 2 out of 3)