GratefulFred
06-01-2009, 01:19 AM
A recent news story...
Apparently the US has taken some readings of the mountainous region of the West Bank/Judean town of Maaleah Adomim and has noticed that even though no houses recently were built a slight decrease in the height of the town was noticed.
Based on US intelligence the only conclusion for the sinkage could be attributed to a new local Pizza restaurant making residents fat. A group representing a hundred man lawyers wrote a severe letter to Prime Minister Netanyahu ordering him to curb this "natural growth" on Palestinian land immediately or face economic sanctions.
In a compromise move, the new Pizza owner offered low fat mozerella cheese on his Pizza. We'll see how this pans out.
Apparently the US has taken some readings of the mountainous region of the West Bank/Judean town of Maaleah Adomim and has noticed that even though no houses recently were built a slight decrease in the height of the town was noticed.
Based on US intelligence the only conclusion for the sinkage could be attributed to a new local Pizza restaurant making residents fat. A group representing a hundred man lawyers wrote a severe letter to Prime Minister Netanyahu ordering him to curb this "natural growth" on Palestinian land immediately or face economic sanctions.
In a compromise move, the new Pizza owner offered low fat mozerella cheese on his Pizza. We'll see how this pans out.