Egypt: Obama Hieroglyphic Found

[maven]

For all New Agers and other conspiracy theorists.

Yes, it's true, :cool:bama finds a thousands year old ancient Egyption picture of himself in a tomb in the Valley of the Kings.

"POTUS then climbed down a narrow set of stairs to an underground tomb, where the walls were covered with hieroglyphics. There was not enough room there for writers as well as photos so your pooler was not in the tomb when Obama was down there. But according to the TV pool producer, Obama looked at an etching on the wall of a face with large ears and said, “Hey that looks like me. Look at those ears!” A photograph of the image indicates that the president actually does, in fact, look a lot like him.

Now we know that he is not as many ordinary Egyptians have been claiming last few weeks; a reincarnation of King Tut,
but a reincarnation of little Tut:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/obama-hieroglyphic

[GratefulFred]

Was Bama's head on the body of a donkey?

[bararallu]

I dunno, that doesnt look like Obama. I doesnt even look quite human. I think this belongs in the New Age thread- there are aliens and they have visited.

[maven]

Yeah, but you don't have those new age eyes bararallu to see the resemblance. It's just a matter of shape-shifting and then zooming in. I could'nt get the hang of it myself (not being an an ubermensch but just a mere steppenwolf).

[maven]

Was Bama's head on the body of a donkey?What you have to understand GratefulFred is that this work is prophetic and infantalistically quasi-mystic.
it deliniates a future Obama well stuffed by the french chef in the White House Kitchen.
It's a sort of anagram of a parable of a parodime.
You can't just read it lazily as an obvious depiction.

[GratefulFred]

What you have to understand GratefulFred is that this work is prophetic and infantalistically quasi-mystic.
it deliniates a future Obama well stuffed by the french chef in the White House Kitchen.
It's a sort of anagram of a parable of a parodime.
You can't just read it lazily as an obvious depiction.

Cut back on the joints my friend. Your paranoia is a bit too much.

[maven]

Cut back on the joints my friend. Your paranoia is a bit too much.Good advice GratefulFred, this New Age thing sorta creeps up on ya and in no time...your'e addicted.

[Mediocrates]

In the meantime Egypt declared that marriages to Israelis are illegal.

http://www.jewishjournal.com/world/article/egypt_bans_marriage_to_israelis_20090603/

[maven]

In the meantime Egypt declared that marriages to Israelis are illegal.

http://www.jewishjournal.com/world/article/egypt_bans_marriage_to_israelis_20090603/More shameful Arab state-instituted racism.

[bararallu]

Did someone mention joints? er...

[maven]

Did someone mention joints? er...The Grateful Fred never smoked joints?:unsure:

[bararallu]

The Grateful Fred never smoked joints?:unsure:

Comeon maven they have to be "burger joints."

[maven]

Comeon maven they have to be "burger joints."It's not ALL vodka y'know bararallu!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dXG8ugtOLg&feature=fvsr

I mean whatever happened to cosmic consciousness? Russians!

[Dorothy]

The best comment on the story was over at
http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

Sunday, June 7, 2009
Our Paris Date
Big Guy took Lady M out for another "date night," this time in Paris, but the evening was marred by the French's typical superiority complex. The three of us were having a perfectly fine meal, when Big Guy noticed this big tower out near the restaurant.

Now, usually when he notices things, he expects the folks to somehow make an effort to tie it back to him. He does this all the time, and it's perfectly natural, I mean people do it all the time. For example, in Egypt, he noticed himself rendered by the ancient Egyptians on the wall of a tomb (some will tell you the rendering was Moses, but as Rahm says, Big Guy is the modern day Moses, so it counts). Now that tomb is called the Obama Pyramid.

In Normandy, he commented to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown that he liked the beach they were standing by. Now that shoreline is renamed Obama Beach.

So, of course, we expected that since Big Guy was nice enough to comment on the tower, the French would reciprocate by naming it after him. The Frenchmen steadfastly refused.

As Big Guy noted this is the lack of constructive dialogue between two countries that can really screw up a relationship.
Posted by TOTUS at 11:13 AM 20 comments

[bararallu]

LOL one of those guys was called "Arafat" another... "corpse" another.. ... wait... I forget... Mil, a Shkaf is a dresser or a what? It's basically a free standing wooden coat closet. Anyway that was pretty stupid but also funny.

[maven]

LOL one of those guys was called "Arafat" another... "corpse" another.. ... wait... I forget... Mil, a Shkaf is a dresser or a what? It's basically a free standing wooden coat closet. Anyway that was pretty stupid but also funny.These guys have not been in Zion long enough to know how to behave.

Shocking! I mean is their pot even kosher?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkjvgtGjrOU&feature=PlayList&p=4F42A812E6ACE488&index=5

[bararallu]

Wow that is a stretch on the tchuva lol

[maven]

I think that medically and scientifically the esteemed Rabbi is wrong on that part of the argument. He should be proscribing alcohol, tobacco and animal fats all of which fill up the hospitals.

While pot may assist the onset of schitzophrenioa in patients already disposed to it, it is in fact a fairly harmless substance...unless smoked with tobacco. Marijuana is not addictive except in the case of people with addictive personalities or who align it with a tobacco addiction.

Whenever you hear an uninformed person use the word 'drugs' to describe marijuana you know they don't have a clue what they are talking about. I mean its like comparing methylated spirits to beer. So the Rabbi is wrong on that particular point, on that one I would grant pot as kosher.

Of course it could not be kosher on Pessah.

However in Judaism one should never act against the law so because of the aspect of the law it is not kosher.

I don't smoke myself but on balance I think it is the healing herb that it is described as in the Old testament. Watching it's effects on the Russians in the video clip who have grown up in a violent culture in Russia, I think it is a benefit in calming them down.

[maven]

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