Your 'secret' job ??

[newman]

(I did this for fun when I was on the JTF forum so I'll give it another go.)

Attention all Jews:

We know that the consiracy whack-jobs are 'onto us' so please come clean and reveal your secret part in the conspiracy; whether it be currency/gold price manipulation, starting wars, controlling the press, stealing ONE sock out of people's laundry or whatever.

I'll get the ball rolling:

As a noachide I'm an evil, brainwashed henchman/slave of the Jooos (much like Opus Dei's nasty albino in the Davinci Code). My secret job is rounding up x-tian children in the lead-up to Pesach and..........................SLASH!:cool:

How 'bout everyone else??

[Mil]

The first target of the local Illinois-Zionist-Central is Thompson county. We already appointed the "Wizard"-general.

[NewsGuy]

Control and manipulation of the mass media, as well as world domination. But sometimes blood-matza making.

[Womble]

It's actually somewhat embarrassing to admit, but my job's not nearly as exciting as everybody else's. I just handle the funding.

Speaking of which- sorry about the crisis, folks, but the Conspiracy had expenses to cover.

[dayag]

Your Illuminati masters are aware of this breach of security.
Don't think this will go unpunished.

:stick:

[bararallu]

I control the tectonic plates. So the next earthquake... you know who to talk to. I take money orders BTW.

[dayag]

I control the tectonic plates. So the next earthquake... you know who to talk to. I take money orders BTW.

So what happened, Haiti wouldn't give you their lunch money?

[bararallu]

So what happened, Haiti wouldn't give you their lunch money?

in arrears. I'm not saying they should buy my consulting services, but I'm not saying that continents needn't move either. Next stop, Abu Dhabi.

[dayag]

in arrears. I'm not saying they should buy my consulting services, but I'm not saying that continents needn't move either. Next stop, Abu Dhabi.

:rofl:

[GratefulFred]

Harvesting Palestinian body parts, combining them with christian blood to make the ultimate golum of prague.

Everything's in place accept finding an aisle seat plane ticket to prague.

Crap...it's starting to smell...

(I love this post!)

See my new JStreet bashing video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWE9JOzCXZ4

[Sanket]

Mossad gave me a job to mess with their brains - or what remains of it.


http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091125/picdump_93_01.jpg

[Sanket]

Harvesting Palestinian body parts, combining them with christian blood to make the ultimate golum of prague.


This must be your job


Activist: Watch Out For IDF Stealing Organs In Haiti
http://www.prisonplanet.com/activist-watch-out-for-idf-stealing-organs-in-haiti.html

Well Done....:clap: If there is shortage of body parts let me know i will supply it from India...;-)

[GratefulFred]

This must be your job


Activist: Watch Out For IDF Stealing Organs In Haiti
http://www.prisonplanet.com/activist-watch-out-for-idf-stealing-organs-in-haiti.html

Well Done....:clap: If there is shortage of body parts let me know i will supply it from India...;-)

Guilty as charged. Business is booming so much that I have offered to swap dead Haitian brains with those of live Palestinians but had to cut each brain into ten pieces so it will be of similar saize for the Palestinians.

I still am waiting on my order of Indian child monkey brains Sanket.

[Sanket]

Who did this?

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http://www.memri.org/report/en/0/0/0/0/0/0/3928.htm

January 25, 2010

Article in Urdu-Language Women's Magazine of Pakistan-Based Jihadist Group, Titled 'Polio: Disease or Dangerous Jewish Conspiracy?' States: 'The Jews, Who Dream of Ruling the World, Have Invented... Vaccines, Drugs, and Injections... to Weaken Muslims' :D


An article published by an Urdu-language magazine for women in Pakistan has called the international polio eradication campaign a Jewish conspiracy being furthered by various international organizations.

The article, by Mohammad Kamran Talib, is titled "Polio: Disease or Dangerous Jewish Conspiracy?" It was published in the Urdu-language monthly magazine Mahnama Banat-e-'Aisha ("Daughters of 'Aisha" – 'Aisha was one of the wives of the Prophet Muhammad). Mahnama Banat-e-'Aisha is a sister publication of Haftroza Al-Qalam, an Urdu-language weekly loyal to Jaish-e-Muhammad, an Al-Qaeda-linked militant organization based in the Pakistani province of Punjab. The article first appeared in June 2006 an Urdu-language magazine called Mahnama Rahnuma-e-Sihat, and was reproduced in the October 2009 issue of Mahnama Banat-e-'Aisha.

The article alleges that several international organizations, such as the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the WHO, Rotary International, the World Bank, and UNICEF, which are providing massive funding for international polio eradication campaigns, are serving Zionist interests. Claiming that the eradication campaigns are a Jewish conspiracy, the article quotes reports from Urdu-, Hindi-, and English-language newspapers on various incidents in India of children contracting polio despite being vaccinated. It also refers to several such cases in Yemen and Indonesia, adding that Islamic scholars in Nigeria have issued a fatwa against polio vaccination.

The article also notes that Dr. Ibrahim Datti, a physician and president of Nigeria's Religious Law Supreme Council, has accused the U.S. of including anti-fertility components in the polio vaccines.

[Mediocrates]

That would be a self correcting problem in the long run, wouldn't it? Do you know why the worst pathogens don't spread very widely? They kill too many of their hosts too quickly.

[Mil]

Mossad gave me a job to mess with their brains - or what remains of it.

Dude, you are the out-source guy... if we ever need to cut costs, even the Zionists count money these days, will need to hire some "temporary" Jews. And of course, I recently heard at the Zionist central get-together, that they are planning to move THE CALL-CENTER to Chennai. :)

[Sanket]

Mossad gave me a job to mess with their brains - or what remains of it.

Dude, you are the out-source guy... if we ever need to cut costs, even the Zionists count money these days, will need to hire some "temporary" Jews. And of course, I recently heard at the Zionist central get-together, that they are planning to move THE CALL-CENTER to Chennai. :)



http://elizabethinindia.typepad.com/ She is a Jooo...:p

I can show u the proof...:stick: The Zionist call center is already there in India. Check the above link for more proof

http://elizabethinindia.typepad.com/weblog/the_girls_at_spin_7_nov.JPG