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L@mplighterM
07-10-2003, 10:22 AM
Danes prepare for snow in Iraq


S'no joke when the winter gear is sent to Iraq in summer
Denmark's troops in Iraq may dream of the frost of a Scandinavian winter on days when the temperature rises to a blistering 46 degrees.
But many may have been wondering if the military back home really had to rub it in when a recent supply shipment turned up a snowplough and a stock of salt for icy roads.

Baking in the heat and dust outside Basra, the 380-odd Danes could have been forgiven for thinking the lawnmowers also included in the cargo were a mirage.

"We admit that there were some mistakes made in the shipment of materiel," a military spokesman, Major Jan Brinck, told the AFP news agency.

The mistake appeared "comical", he said, as Danish newspapers were reporting shortages of essential items such as morphine and even stakes for tents for the soldiers stationed at Qurna, 75 kilometres (45 miles) from Basra.

"But we are trying to remedy the shortcomings and are working relentlessly to send the necessary materiel to our men," the spokesman stressed.

He might also have mentioned other reported complaints from troops such as getting bullet-proof vests the wrong size and being assigned ageing military vehicles given a last-minute reprieve from the junkyard.

Defense Minister Svend Aage Jensby has told one Danish paper, Ekstra Bladet, of his displeasure over the mistakes and has promised to put them right.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3054625.stm

Perhaps if you keep the lawnmowers running in the dessert you might end up blinding the enemy if you have the right wind direction.

As far as the snowplows go, they can be used to level the dessert.

MichaelC
07-10-2003, 10:57 AM
That headline should have read:

Cold Day In Hell Expected

Mediocrates
07-10-2003, 11:16 AM
that's a keeper.

L@mplighterM
07-10-2003, 09:16 PM
CNN reported today that an US plane recorded singing coming from Iraq. CIA linguists studying the tape released the transcript.


Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
When we finally kissgoodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm
The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!