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Womble
07-12-2005, 02:00 AM
"We've got a problem, boss."


"What is it, my esteemed chief marketing guy?"

"It's with our brand."

"Our brand? What could be wrong with that? It's incredibly simple, ultimately recognizable and licensed to companies around the world."

"It's been expropriated."

"By who?"

"The Israelis."

"That doesn't sound like a problem... more visibility for us."

"No, you don't get it. It's been adopted as the national identity for a particular group of Israelis... those opposing the country's upcoming disengagement-from-Gaza plan."

"We're not political. We're just a cell phone operator."

"I know that and you know that, but now anything Orange is being associated with anti-disengagement."

"Can they do that? We've got a copyright on orange, don't we?"

"I don't think you can copyright a color, sir."

"Tell me... what's going on. Exactly."

"Well, you can't walk more than half a block without running into something orange. An orange ribbon tied around a car antenna or on a kid's backpack. An orange headband on a little girl. There are orange flags and orange baseball caps."

"Don't go overboard here. Are you telling me that all these people are making a political statement?"

"It's hard to tell, really. Some people might just like the color orange."

"Right. I saw a man the other day wearing an orange t-shirt. He didn't look like he was advertising an agenda."

"But at the same time, there are stores now that have draped their windows in orange to pick up extra business. And I read an article about a woman who says she deliberately makes sure to wear something orange in her clothes every day. It's getting so you don't know if the security guard wearing an orange vest or that teenager bouncing an orange basketball is intentional or what. And don't even get me started with the orange wristbands."

"Like the yellow Lance Armstrong ones... that sounds nice... no, no, this is a public relations disaster!"

"It gets even worse. Now the Israeli political party Balad is threatening to sue the anti-Gaza protesters."

"Whatever for?"

"They claim that Balad has been using the color orange since 1999 in its election campaigns and now their 'freedom of speech and assembly' has been limited."

"Good grief...is there an alternative color to all this orange?"

"Yes, there's blue."

"Blue, that's good. Blue and white - the colors of the Israeli flag. Patriotic and neutral."

"Unfortunately not. Blue has become the group identity of anyone in favor of the disengagement plan. There are blue ribbons on all the cars and backpacks that don't have orange ones."

"Anything else about blue I should know about?"

"Yes. It's also the color of our biggest competitor - Pelephone."

"Did they see this coming? Where are they getting their information? Is this another example of that Trojan horse spyware scandal?"

"It looks like a coincidence, sir."

"Well, has anyone started to boycott our phone service?"

"No, that's the thing. Right now, in Israel's summer color wars, orange is the big winner."

"We're winning?"

"Well, the color is. There are twice as many orange ribbons and stickers and flags and headbands as blue ones. The blue ribbon people said it was because their manufacturer couldn't produce ribbons fast enough at the price they wanted. But that sounds kind of like a lame excuse if you ask me."

"So maybe we can turn this to our advantage! Sign up the anti-Gaza pullout supporters to only use our phone service."

"Hmmm... that could work. And when the demonstrators block the highways with nails and oil like they did this week, they could throw a few of our Orange phones into the mix as well..."

"Don't you think that's being just a tad cynical?"

"... just need to make sure that the Orange warranty doesn't cover acts of civil disobedience...so we're not liable."

"Come on, not everyone in orange is organizing mayhem on the streets. You're giving a black eye to their cause."

"Don't you mean an orange one?"

"I think we need a different plan."

"I'm listening..."

"We need to disengage entirely...from this whole color war. There's nothing holy about orange. We're just going to have to rebrand ourselves."

"What did you have in mind?"

"Green is nice."

"No, that's taken by the environmentalists. And also the right-wing Women in Green."

"Both of them? How about red?"

"Some rabbis say only prostitutes wear that color. We'd be limiting our market."

"Purple?"

"Jerusalem Post columnist Saul Singer already suggested that as a blending between orange and blue."

"Orange and blue don't make purple...oh, never mind, we'll do our own mix then - a rainbow."

"Then we'd be banned from Jerusalem... you heard about the whole business with the mayor and the gay parade, didn't you..."

"Fine, fine! Then no color at all. Black.?

"That's the ultra-orthodox."

"Is there any color in this crazy country that's not political?"

"Gray hasn't been used by anyone."

"Kind of dull isn't it?"

"In a summer of color wars, dull might be just what we need."

:D

Mediocrates
07-12-2005, 05:36 AM
I saw that too. But you would think from the thin skinned Haaretzniks that the color orange is some kind of crime against humanity and the 'right thinking' fine folk of Israel should declare war on it.


The Jaffa Orange - the Fruit of Rebellion. Fear the Citrus.

FOGOMAINS
07-12-2005, 10:58 AM
The Jaffa Orange - the Fruit of Rebellion. Fear the Citrus.

Stop it :) I need my daily Jaffa Oranges

Mediocrates
07-12-2005, 11:41 AM
Beware the Clementines of Anarchy!!!

FOGOMAINS
07-13-2005, 06:55 AM
Beware the Clementines of Anarchy!!!

I stopped smoking and need urgent my daily imported fruits :D Look for some other toys to play with.
What about Marlboro of Diarrhea :p

Mediocrates
07-13-2005, 07:21 AM
I haven't smoked in many years. I get these starfruit but no one else will eat them because they say they remind them of pod people! Kiwis are rather good too and we grow our own melons here in North Carolina.

BTW here in the States Florida oranges are used exclusively for fresh fruit whereas Brazilian and Israeli oranges are used for juice and orange concentrate. So whenever there's a Florida freeze and they tell you the price of orange juice will go up, they're basically lying to you.

FOGOMAINS
07-14-2005, 10:28 AM
I haven't smoked in many years. I get these starfruit but no one else will eat them because they say they remind them of pod people! Kiwis are rather good too and we grow our own melons here in North Carolina.

BTW here in the States Florida oranges are used exclusively for fresh fruit whereas Brazilian and Israeli oranges are used for juice and orange concentrate. So whenever there's a Florida freeze and they tell you the price of orange juice will go up, they're basically lying to you.

They are always basically lying :-))

Kiwis and melons for ever

Cato
08-12-2005, 09:01 AM
A very funny joke, but there are more people who support pullout then who are against it.

Mediocrates
08-12-2005, 09:26 AM
The Haaretzniks are so terrified that they might wrong vis a vis violence that they're going to create a tyrannical police state and be harsher on the religious Jews than the Palestinians ever were. Trust me, in my lifetime Israel will abandon the law of ingathering, it will effectively outlaw Judaism in public policy and will abandon the Jewish nature of the country. They will willingly embrace the demographic timebomb. They will happily trade their country for comfort. Let's not forget that Peres dream was neither a one state nor a two state solution but something in between. A kind of confederation where each country becomes more of a brand name or a neighborhood but both are regulated by the same overarching government, much like the dream of the EU.

Speaker
08-12-2005, 12:30 PM
A very funny joke, but there are more people who support pullout then who are against it.

Where are you from dude? ;)

Btw Orange is my favorite color without any matters to pullout. :D

Speaker
08-12-2005, 12:46 PM
Where are you from dude? ;)

Btw Orange is my favorite color without any matters to pullout. :D

I saw other topic in which you say you're Israeli but at the moment there are not much more Israelis which support pullout than of which don't. There's half and half.