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Ohh ohh, I am forgetting the good old Soviet Rabinovich jokes!
It is the October anniversary march. Old-age pensioner Rabinovich comes out with a placard saying: "We thank Comrade Stalin for our happy childhood." A Communist Party organizer rushes up to him and says, "Have you gone mad? What childhood, old man? When you were a kid, Comrade Stalin wasn't even born!". To which Rabinovich replied: "That's exactly what I want to thank him for".
Rabinovich files a request for emigration from the Soviet Union to Israel. The next day, he is summoned by the local KGB for an interview.
"Comrade Rabinovich, why do you want to go to Israel? Is your salary not high enough?"
"No, it's fine."
"Are you dissatisfied with your job?"
"No, the job is good."
"Is your flat too small? We could find you a better one..."
"No thanks, I like my flat."
"So what the hell else do you want, you damned Jew-face?"
Rabinovich phones the local KGB:
"Excuse me, is this KGB?"
"Not anymore. The KGB was destroyed in a fire last night."
A few minutes later, another phone call:
"Excuse me, is this KGB?"
"No! I told you, the KGB got burned down last night!"
A short time later, again:
"Is this KGB?"
"ARE YOU DUMB? I TOLD you, the KGB WAS BURNED DOWN! Why do you keep asking?"
"Because I enjoy hearing it!"
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