I know more then he does.... In Russia it's really easy to pick up good looking chikitas. The standard for Russian women is lot lower then in the States and there are a lot more of them to begin with.
Jewish men are very much in-demand with Russian women. Jewish men don't drink (relatively speaking), are considered good devoted family patriarchs and are not known to f** around. Takeo should definetly settle in Russia - Moscow is a very good place to get laid easily.