North Korea has a website

[Mil]

http://www.korea-dpr.com/

I read through it and it sounds better then the Onion!!!!

[bararallu]

If you think thats good, you should get a load of that link that muslimboy posted a few days ago. I had a drink-going-through-nose moment, or two.

[Mediocrates]

The war posters from the Korean Friendship Association:

http://www.cafepress.com/kfashop

Awesome divided by zero.


DPRK music store:

http://www.korea-dpr.com/catalog2/

At least it's not Coldplay

[Mil]

Business in DPR Korea:


The DPR of Korea (North Korea) will become in the next years the most important hub for trading in North-East Asia.

Lowest labour cost in Asia.


Highly qualified, loyal and motivated personnel. Education, housing and health service is provided free to all citizens. As opposed to other Asian countries, worker's will not abandon their positions for higher salaries once they are trained. (Mil: That's my favorite!)


Lowest taxes scheme in Asia. Especially for high-tech factories. Typical tax exemption for the first two years.

No middle agents. All business made directly with the government, state-owned companies. No middle agents.


Stable. A government with solid security and very stable political system, without corruption.

Full diplomatic relations with most EU members and rest of countries.

New market. Many areas of business and exclusive distribution of products (sole-distribution).

Transparant legal work. Legal procedures, intellectual rights, patents and warranties for investors settled. (Mil: what does this mean?)

[Mil]

Success stories

An average of 75% of the foreign companies that visited the DPR Korea with KFA business delegations, signed contracts and LOI (Letter of Intentions).

100% of the visitors considered the DPR Korea as a place of unique and interesting opportunities with a new market available to be developed.

Successful previous businesses with private companies through Business Delegations of the Korean Friendship Association (KFA).

Production of 24K Gold coins for Spain (2006)

Export of Ginseng into U.S.A. (2006)

Import of garment machinery from Switzerland (2006)

Cartoon series production for Denmark (2006) (Mil: My Favorite)!!!!!

Import of computers from Australia and UK (2006)

V.I.P. tours from The Netherlands (2006)

Construction personnel for Spain (2007)

Export of minerals to Iran (2007)

High-rate grow fertilizer for Thailand (2007)

Export of Ginseng into Spain (2007)

I.T. Joint Venture with Lebanon (2008)

Foodstuff Joint Venture with France (2008)

Ship Building for Australia (2008)

[Cellis]

by the way, are they aware of php, asp, ajax, javascript and flash etc?
its only html with animated gif

[Mediocrates]

Java is bourgeoisie.

[Kenneth]

Export of minerals to Iran (2007)

What!!! no mention of exports to Syria?

[KettleWhistle]

The word is, they have expertise in construction of monuments and "mass gymnastics":

Organization of mass gymnastics
Design and Construction of Monuments, Museums, Assembly Halls and other government buildings.

and I think I've got an idea about the expertise of the guy in the attached pic (originally from the link above).

[Kenneth]

There's a forum too.

Comrade, do not indulge in this propaganda.
The reason why the Western Imperialist leaders are always present at such ceremonies in their own countries is due to the fact that they have other people doing their work.

The Dear Leader comrade Kim Jong Il, on the other hand, does all the work for the people so that they may enjoy the happiness of a worker's paradise. It is not easy being the leader of a Socialist paradise, and comrade Kim Jong Il certainly has done his job well. But when we consider that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is undergoing climaxes at the moment, we must understand that the Dear Leader is too busy to attend all celebrations.

Therefore, in this event, we must show our greatest respect for the Dear Leader who went as far as to not attend the 60th anniversary of the DPRK just to take care of the people, unlike other corrupt leaders who still manage to enjoy themselves when the people suffer.

The Dear Leader comrade Kim Jong Il has always been a healthy man as can be seen in the video documentaries "Kim Jong Il The Great Athlete," and "Kim Jong Il The Great Dietician." Therefore, it is prepostrous to say that the Dear Leader suffered a "stroke." The Dear Leader has always been healthy, and if he were as "overweight" as the imperialist media says, then how can he live up to sixty-six years old when the average overweight person cannot even live up to fifty?

Stay informed comrade, the imperialist scum show no mercy. They take advantage of every situation, and inflict as much damage as they can to countries advancing in the economic scale so that they remain supreme.

There's a few posters who claim to be from the UK. How deluded can the old school Trots get?

[Kenneth]

Oh wait. There's more. This is where the dear comrades do internet hugs.

Judging by their enthusiasm for communism and dear leaders I'd say we will all be in a workers paradise with a dear leader of our own by the end of the year, and if not then surely next year.

See ya there dear comrades.

[Mediocrates]

You can join up at

http://www.korea-dpr.com/ssi/kfa-form.htm

I like mailinator: http://www.mailinator.com/

for junk like this.

[Justcurious]

Were these already given?

http://www.kidon.com/media-link/kp.php