Hizbullah: We'll Attack Israel to Preserve Assad

[farmboy]

Hizbullah said Sunday that it would do everything necessary to prevent the fall of Bashar al-Assad as leader of Syria – even attacking Israel.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Ne...sh.aspx/231236
Huh? I don't expect logic anymore when it come to decisions made by the arab world.

[doppess]

Now here's a story you won't hear every day:

A consulting company provided defective problem solving flowchart with every path leading to 'Israel' or 'Allah akbaar!' to Lebanese terrorist organization Hizbullah. This was part of larger co-determination program that was aimed to streamline the organization and bring labour costs closer to 8th century level. When the mistake was noticed, it was too late.

The consulting company's spokesperson said they had a fear of big lawsuit. "We tried to send the errata and corrected flow-charts". But to their surprise, the Hizbullah wouldn't have any of this. In fact, they were so pleased with the consulting company's work that they wanted to more business in the future.

When asked about possible mistakes in the service they received, this is what we were told. "Keep it simple stupid!" said Hizbullah representative to our correspondent in Beka Valley.

[Mediocrates]

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Ne...sh.aspx/231236
Huh? I don't expect logic anymore when it come to decisions made by the arab world.

Expect Hillary Clinton and Susan Rice to nod in silent approval.