Some French Humor

[SteveMetch]

On the eve of the French (a people that has been saved twice with the precious blood of Americans) attempt to block America from protecting itself from weapons of mass destruction I felt these quotes where timely.



"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
David Letterman

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
Jay Leno

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
Conan O'Brien

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
Regis Philbin

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
Rush Limbaugh

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
Norman Schwartzkopf

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
General George S. Patton



God bless all who take on this difficult and dangerous burden of once again saving the world from itself.

“France” Welcome to the “Next American Century”

Let’s Roll

[yehudi]

do not hesitate to use the special "french bashing" thread for this - no real need to create a new one.

[minusthejihad]

Originally posted by yehudi
do not hesitate to use the special "french bashing" thread for this - no real need to create a new one.

I hope you are a Jew, because if you are not, you are Jew-bashing using your Username Yahudi. How would you like it if my handle was "frenchie"?

[minusthejihad]

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?













No one knows, its never been tried!

[minusthejihad]

Originally posted by yehudi
do not hesitate to use the special "french bashing" thread for this - no real need to create a new one.

You know what, you are right. France gets way too much attention.

[djnvcm]

Originally posted by SteveMetch
On the eve of the French (a people that has been saved twice with the precious blood o......................................merican Century”

Let’s Roll

Waowwww !!!!!
Very funny !!!!!. Many thanks for your input. This is a major step forward

[Johnny Yuma]

Did you hear about the big gun sale the French had after WWII?

The sign said: "Never been fired, dropped once."






On n'apprend pas a un singe comment faire la grimace! Non?

[Alfred]

I just heard tonight that the French government has asked Euro Disney to cancel their fireworks display.

It seems too many French are surrendering upon hearing the explosions.

[Blueprint]

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
Conan O'Brien

LMFAO. Gold.

[Ralph63]

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
Rush Limbaugh

History aint over yet. Not even for US.

Johan Galtung (Norwegian historian) have made a study over what caused over 30 powerful historic countries/empires, from Rome and forwards, to decline. One of many reasons was that they all fall victims of their own success. They felt invulnerably.

[Ralph63]

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
Conan O'Brien

I at least understand why the germans are opposed to city-bombings. They know first-hand the consequences (WW2: Berlin, Hamburg, Dresden for example). US on the other hand lacks this particular form of collective warexperience. Thats why they so carelessly can advocate bombings of cities with civilians in them, and bragg about their latest MOAB-bomb.

[Am Yisrael]

Originally posted by Ralph63
I at least understand why the germans are opposed to city-bombings. They know first-hand the consequences (WW2: Berlin, Hamburg, Dresden for example). US on the other hand lacks this particular form of collective warexperience. Thats why they so carelessly can advocate bombings of cities with civilians in them, and bragg about their latest MOAB-bomb. [/B]

What about Britain? The British had to put up with the blitz and constant bombing of cities.

[Ralph63]

Originally posted by Am Yisrael
What about Britain? The British had to put up with the blitz and constant bombing of cities.

Well, thats correct - although the germans got even more of it in the end. But they (the nazis) certainly wasnt innocent. They planted dragonseed - what could they expect? All Im saying is that one perhaps should think a little about the consequences of arial house/city-bombings, and not talk about it so carelessly. There are civilians, children, babies and house-animals living in those places.

[yehudi]

Mainy germans cities were razed to the ground. I remember visiting hamburg and seeing a sign on a house
"this house was built before the war, it's the only one in this part of town".

Anyway, there are plenty of war graves from WWI where I'm living too. Very close to were I live, German SS executed forty civilians after a sabotage action on a railway.

[Mediocrates]

While there was massive destruction of German cities in WW2:

1 - Both the Germans and the Allies understood that Germany would never surrender until its physical capability to wage war was destroyed.

2 - In the summer of '45, between Berlin and Moscow there was not one standing structure left. Not one. This is a documented fact.