'The Bachelorette'

[Toga]

How did you like that Franch character, Fabrice?

He is so French/European!

He just cannot measure up to the athletic, smart and cool Americans.

[Luke90]

Are you one of those "athletic, smart and cool americans" then?

[Mediocrates]

Donald Trump is a short fat troll with bad hair and an abrasive personality. His new bride is hotter than the sun.


Nuff said.

[frizzer1]

Donald Trump is a short fat troll with bad hair and an abrasive personality. His new bride is hotter than the sun.


Nuff said.

Are you nuts? Donald Trump is one of the most powerful men in the world.He can get any woman he wants.She is the lucky one.to have snagged him.Besides, call me crazy, but she doesn't do it for me...I'd also like to see what she looks like with that ton of makeup off.

[Mediocrates]

Are you nuts? Donald Trump is one of the most powerful men in the world.He can get any woman he wants.She is the lucky one.to have snagged him.Besides, call me crazy, but she doesn't do it for me...I'd also like to see what she looks like with that ton of makeup off.

So you're agreeing with me. Take all the batchelors and ettes, give em a hunchback and a bipolar disorder and stuff a huge wad of cash in their claw and voila, instant attractiveness.

[frizzer1]

So you're agreeing with me. Take all the batchelors and ettes, give em a hunchback and a bipolar disorder and stuff a huge wad of cash in their claw and voila, instant attractiveness.

Like Bill Gates? He has the money but is still perceived as a wimp and women don't seem to be flocking to him.Trump exudes power and women find that sexy...at least that's what they tell me .

[Roland]

Like Bill Gates? He has the money but is still perceived as a wimp and women don't seem to be flocking to him.Trump exudes power and women find that sexy...at least that's what they tell me .

Even women only go so far.
Trump + money + power = sexy.
Gates + money + power = Microsoft.
=> Sexy-Trump=Microsoft-Gates
So, ahm ...
I hate maths.
Does the little mermaid wear algaebra?

[Luke90]

I expect if Bill Gates decided he wanted a girl he could probably get one.
If he doesn't have enough money to attract a gold-digger, who does?

[Roland]

If he doesn't have enough money to attract a gold-digger, who does?

Right. This means:
1.: He has the tightest security with no leaks for the celebrity-news-hungry jet-set paparazzi...
Naaa - if there is one person with security issues - it will be Bill Gates.
2.: He is not having any girls at all.
My guess: his fetish is a Microsoft-Mouse - with that new kinky HORIZONTAL scroll wheel feature!

[Luke90]

a Microsoft-Mouse - with that new kinky HORIZONTAL scroll wheel feature!

Time for a cold shower

[Mediocrates]

I expect if Bill Gates decided he wanted a girl he could probably get one.
If he doesn't have enough money to attract a gold-digger, who does?

He's married and had two kids. Nerds are rather stable, Larry Ellison excepted.

[KettleWhistle]

If he doesn't have enough money to attract a gold-digger, who does?

When I was in college, me and my buddies would get a few twenties, stick a bunch of dollar bills in between, and go clubbing on Sunset Strip in L.A. A friend of mine actually videotaped one of the girls he met there the next morning, when he told her that he doesn't have the money to pay for the cab for her to get back home. We've sent it to one the "Funniest home videos" TV shows, but I guess it didn't make the cut there.

[Luke90]

When I was in college, me and my buddies would get a few twenties, stick a bunch of dollar bills in between

Surely that's just asking to get mugged.

[KettleWhistle]

Surely that's just asking to get mugged.

Nawh, not in L.A. At least not in the nicer parts of it.

[Luke90]

Nawh, not in L.A. At least not in the nicer parts of it.

The only thing I've ever seen about LA was a documentary about the LAPD (and probably a few films) so I would tend to have seen the less glamorous parts.