Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying

07-14-2007, 07:19 AM

excerpt:

[.. Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation's borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic.

"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."

Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders. ..]

read the rest here --> http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...425130,00.html

Exclusive photo of a Mossad trained Secret Agent squirrel with spy equipment.

C'mon people, we all know that most government agencies are trying to save taxpayer money -- but enlisting squirrels who work for just a few nuts a day is a little ridiculous.

^_^

Christian_Iran · 07-14-2007, 07:32 AM

The Iranian islamic dictatorship is claiming stranger things. The rule for having a veil exists cause they claim that female hair radiates something that makes men lustfull.

Kenneth · 07-14-2007, 08:00 AM

The reason bald headed men are uptight - man

bararallu · 07-14-2007, 08:30 AM

I love that movie.

Justcurious · 08-03-2007, 12:12 AM

Let us hope the Iranian squirrels don't become chocoholics like the Finnish one:

"A Finnish squirrel with a sweet tooth heads to a Finnish grocery shop at least twice a day to steal "Kinder Surprise" chocolate-shelled eggs.

"I named it the Kinder-squirrel, after the treats. It always goes after them, other sweets do not seem to interest it as much," the manager of the store in Jyvaskyla, central Finland, said.

The confectionery, which is intended for children, has a toy inside.

"It removes the foil carefully, eats the chocolate and leaves the store with the toy," Irene Lindroos said.

Unfortunately, the bushy-tailed thief does not clean up after itself, but leaves the wrappers behind, she added.

Squirrels have a well deserved reputation for being clever and adaptable animals. Many a home owner has seen the small rodents raiding their supposedly "squirrel-proof" bird feeders."

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...0258912C101316

Berti Pane · 08-03-2007, 01:08 AM

This news is not serious,right?

Justcurious · 08-03-2007, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Berti Pane

This news is not serious,right?

Very serious, in fact. The news was reported in local newspapers today and via Reuters in the international press.

Squirrels in this area are sometimes very funny. For instance, a few years ago I had a squirrel in my living room, running on top of the bookshelf.

Last minute addition, this is a picture of the squirrel in the shop: http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2007...22360_uu.shtml

Christian_Iran · 08-03-2007, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Berti Pane

This news is not serious,right?

Im not sure, you have no idea the propaganda the islamic regime says.

Back in the 90s the playstation game resident evil was poppular in Iran. So the goverment said that America has developed a virus that makes you into a zombie.

This was to scare children and stupid people.

So quite honestly I dont know if the article is true or not.

Justcurious · 08-03-2007, 11:45 AM

Sorry, possibly due to linguistic problems, your message is not clear. Kanske svenska är bättre (Swedish).

Christian_Iran · 08-03-2007, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justcurious

Sorry, possibly due to linguistic problems, your message is not clear. Kanske svenska är bättre (Swedish).

Jag var trött sover bara 1 timma om dagen, har någon form av hjärnskada. Har aldrig kollat up det kanske borde.

edited.

Justcurious · 08-03-2007, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian_Iran

Jag var trött sover bara 1 timma om dagen, har någon form av hjärnskada. Har aldrig kollat up det kanske borde.

edited.

Sorry or ursäkta as you say in Swedish.

08-04-2007, 11:24 AM

LOL. this is funny...

Parsi · 08-05-2007, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justcurious

Let us hope the Iranian squirrels don't become chocoholics like the Finnish one...

If Israel and US don't stop recruiting squirrels, Iran's Islamic leaders could soon order squirrel's meat halal.

There's joke/story about two crows nicking a bar of soap from a Mullah, but they had to take it back for the fear of their meat becoming halal... :-)

dayag · 08-05-2007, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian_Iran

Jag var trött sover bara 1 timma om dagen, har någon form av hjärnskada. Har aldrig kollat up det kanske borde.

edited.

Vi har en katt. Den heter Scooter.

Christian_Iran · 08-05-2007, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dayag

Vi har en katt. Den heter Scooter.

kanske ni kan träna den att fånga spion gnagare, och sälja de till Iran

07-14-2007, 07:19 AM	#1
Illuminatus Guest Posts: n/a	Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying excerpt: [.. Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation's borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic. "In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services." Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders. ..] read the rest here --> http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...425130,00.html Exclusive photo of a Mossad trained Secret Agent squirrel with spy equipment. C'mon people, we all know that most government agencies are trying to save taxpayer money -- but enlisting squirrels who work for just a few nuts a day is a little ridiculous. ^_^

07-14-2007, 08:00 AM	#3
Kenneth Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Dublin - da bleedin' nardside. Posts: 1,799	The reason bald headed men are uptight - man __________________ I bombed Korea every night. My engine sang into the salty sky. I didn't know if I would live or die. I bombed Korea every night.

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Christian_Iran Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 338	The Iranian islamic dictatorship is claiming stranger things. The rule for having a veil exists cause they claim that female hair radiates something that makes men lustfull.

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bararallu Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NY & TA Posts: 5,382	I love that movie.

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Justcurious Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: EU Posts: 2,525	Let us hope the Iranian squirrels don't become chocoholics like the Finnish one: "A Finnish squirrel with a sweet tooth heads to a Finnish grocery shop at least twice a day to steal "Kinder Surprise" chocolate-shelled eggs. "I named it the Kinder-squirrel, after the treats. It always goes after them, other sweets do not seem to interest it as much," the manager of the store in Jyvaskyla, central Finland, said. The confectionery, which is intended for children, has a toy inside. "It removes the foil carefully, eats the chocolate and leaves the store with the toy," Irene Lindroos said. Unfortunately, the bushy-tailed thief does not clean up after itself, but leaves the wrappers behind, she added. Squirrels have a well deserved reputation for being clever and adaptable animals. Many a home owner has seen the small rodents raiding their supposedly "squirrel-proof" bird feeders." http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...0258912C101316

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Berti Pane Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Turkey Posts: 296	This news is not serious,right?

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Justcurious Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: EU Posts: 2,525	Sorry, possibly due to linguistic problems, your message is not clear. Kanske svenska är bättre (Swedish).

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peaceful_arab Guest Posts: n/a	LOL. this is funny...

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