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Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant. Friends don't let friends vote Republican |
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FOX News -BREAKING NEWS!!! CHRIST KILLERS JEWS< ONCE AGAIN REJECT A DIvINE LEADER!!!!!!
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הביאו את המצ'טות! this man can make you think straight and get some exercise while you are at it! האו האו |
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Like I said, these are the things you have to believe. I didn't say you have no right to believe them. No one's stopping you for example.
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China 1945-46 Korea 1950-53 China 1950-53 Guatemala 1954 Indonesia 1958 Cuba 1959-60 Guatemala 1960 Belgian Congo 1964 Guatemala 1964 Dominican Republic 1965-66 Peru 1965 Laos 1964-73 Vietnam 1961-73 Cambodia 1969-70 Guatemala 1967-69 Lebanon 1982-84 Grenada 1983-84 Libya 1986 El Salvador 1981-92 Nicaragua 1981-90 Libya 1986 Iran 1987-88 Libya 1989 Panama 1989-90 Iraq 1991-2002 Kuwait 1991 Somalia 1992-94 Croatia 1994 (of Serbs at Krajina) Bosnia 1995 Iran 1998 (airliner) Sudan 1998 Afghanistan 1998 Yugoslavia 1999 Afghanistan 2001-02 Iraq 2003-2004 I don't enough about the other US domestic issues contained here to really comment in an eductaed way. however i will say this. Banning gay marriage and the practice of abortion is an infringement on civil liberty. Neither issue affects anyone else other than those involved. What a person does in private is their choice. If people want Creationism taught in school, they should send their kids to an outright Christian insitution, RC or Protestant. |
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I usually vote Republican because IMO they are the lesser evil, and because their aren't anti-Israel like the Democrats. What Mediocrates posted is, of course, simplistic propaganda that shows only one side of the issues. More importantly, it stereotypes Republicans, ingnoring the fact that there are many who do not want to regulate social issues like the Christian reconstructionists, and who do want to have a small, efficient, and accountable government. For my part I make sure to vote in primaries in order to support the latter type of the Republican politician.
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Gabriel, you gotta get a grip!! People like you are RUNNING the country right now. We don't need anymore Peanut Gallery exhortations to egg 'em on ! |
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Yeah...yet another person who comments on all the bombing not the individual merits and pro/cons of that situation. Stop trying to lump things together that have NOTHING to do with eachother. Trust me if people like me were running the country things would be a lot different, so I have a feeling they are not.... |
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I think I've received this one four or five times in various e-mails. There is a similar one, I do believe perhaps crafted in response to this one, with the shoe on the other foot.
I think they are both pretty funny, myself, but I'm something of a Marxist, so I might be a little more testy should somebody try to come up with one for that. Might be difficult, though, considering the faultless logic and forceful presentation of Marx's own arguments. He was without peer, and his concise, but wickedly eloquent statement on the subject ring as true today as those many years ago. So in the words of the great one, himself, "I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member". |
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